Three Limerick Tribute to a Saint Patrick's Troll
Paddy's a Saint Patrick's Troll
Golden shamrocks are his biggest goal
Near a rainbow he'll play
Dancing jigs all the day.
And the sun does not take any toll.
And if you should catch him your stuck
with a weird or a strange kind of luck.
A Leprechaun he is not,
It's a TROLL that you've caught.
They're as different as a dime and a buck.
So if you're out camping or hiking
Remember that you're not a Viking
But this strange little 'Trold'
Who likes green just like gold
Finds St. Patrick's day much to his liking.